Change:  She comes back. “Give me what the kangaroo is having.” ---Michael Balter Chris Rock SNL Opening <li>Funny Funny and tasteful jokes by standup comics on the Obama jokes page.</li>page. <li> Obama Jokes page at Just Jokes and Humor.</li>Humor.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 171)

Change:  advisors again. She comes back. “Give me what the kangaroo is having.”---Michael BalterChris Rock SNL OpeningThere are a lot of funny and tasteful jokes atby standup comics on the Obama jokes page. page.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 168)

Change:  Hillary, Obama and Edwards walk into a bar. The bartender says, what will you have? Hillary ducks out to call her advisors. Edwards looks around   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 0)

Change: bartenderbarrtender smiles, sensing immediately what he wants. Hillary comes back and orders a Diet Coke. While they are drinking, a kangaroo comes in and orders   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 151)

Change:  pint, it’s no wonder.” Hillary goes out to call her advisors again. She comes back. “Give me what the kangaroo is having.”---Michael BalterChris Rock SNL Opening   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 151)

Change: Hillary, Obama and Edwards walk into a bar. The bartender says, what will you have? Hillary ducks out to call her advisors. Edwards looks around   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 147)